Monday, May 05, 2008

Now it's been 4 years

Oh hello blogger.com or whatever the f you are. Here I is...wrote a book, been a finalist and by far what I feel is my greatest achievement in years is playing a double header yesterday (softball)...on two different teams....HILARIOUS....got two hits total and brought in a tying run which helped the other team I was helping out win that game.

V was all over me as usual (and everyone else except I was the only applicant today), and the ump (sweet guy) guessed my age WAY OFF (4 years older - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?)...I made him pay - the ball (me catcher) hit him like 2 times.

Bees were everywhere...big ass carpenter bees... a bunch were mating and 3 at once on the ground - I did the 70's porn music to it as about 5 of us in the middle of the game looked on.

Life is good....

Where is my tax money? April's rent is late late late and the whore downstairs is back to banging on my ceiling...oh joy.